Sunday, December 2, 2012

Zombiekins

Zombiekins
by Kevin Bolger

If you ever buy a stuffy from a spooky widow that everyone thinks is a witch, and she tells you to read the directions, be sure to read the directions.  If you don't, you might run into the same kind of problems that Stanley encounters in Zombiekins.

See, our boy Stanley purchased an in the box half bear/half bunny stuffy from Widow Imavitch (say that name slowly).  As he's leaving Widow Imavitch (say it slowly again) tells him the stuffy is full of surprises and to read the directions. Well, as I've already told you, Stanley didn't read the directions, he actually threw them out, and ended up encountering a lot of surprises.  A lot of bad surprises, he kept discovering more and more of his schoolmates were turning into zombies.

Read Zombiekins if your inquiring mind wishes to find out if Stanley survives his scary surprises.  And on a side note,  remember to read the directions the next time you get a new toy. 

Published: 2010

Genre: Fantasy

Locations: Classroom and Amazon


Fake Mustache

Fake Mustache
by Tom Angleberger

Imagine your best friend has just purchased the finest fake mustache in the world.  Using the mustache's hypnotic powers, he robs banks, buys a company, becomes governor, and is elected President. What would you do? Would you just shrug your shoulders and go on with your life or would you try to stop him?

I hope you never have to make that decision yourself, but in Fake Mustache Lenny Flem Jr. was faced with that dilemma.  Lenny decides to stop his friend Casper, but it isn't easy, remember his buddy has a hypnotic fake mustache.  If you're curious to find out what challenges Lenny faces, you'll need to read this extremely funny book.

Published: 2012

Genre: Mystery

Locations: Classroom, public library, and Amazon

The Boy Who Saved Baseball

The Boy Who Saved Baseball
John H. Ritter

In the very first page of this book, the storyteller tells us that Cruz de la Cruz saved baseball and the town of Dillontown.  After reading the entire book, I disagree.  I think Cruz helped saved baseball and Dillontown, but he was just one of many people that worked together to save them.

If you want to see who is right, the storyteller or me, you'll need to read this book.  As you read ask yourself if Cruz did all the work or if Cruz helped Tom, Maria, Dante Del Gato, Mrs. Gallagher and others carry the day.  I'm curious to hear what you think. 

The Quest of the Warrior Sheep

The Quest of the Warrior Sheep
(Book 1)
Christine and Christopher Russell

When a cell phone plummets from the sky, and plonks a sheep on the head, she and her four sheep friends come to a unique conclusion.  The cell phone isn't a cell phone, it is the greatest sheep of all, Lord Aries' magical Baaton.

They decide they need to return it to him, so they set off on a lively adventure heading North across England.  While on their jaunt they travel by foot, train, boat, and plane all while being pursued by a pair of digital bank robbers, a farmer who believes they have been abducted by aliens, and their owners, an elderly woman and her grandson. 

Will they find Aries? Will they evade their pursuers? Will the five sheep  be able to return the Baaton/cell phone?  Read this goofy, goofy book if you want to find out!

Published: 2011

Genre: Animal Fiction/Adventure

Locations: School library, public library, and Amazon